spit, spat, spew...

Cameron was given the assignment, by his teacher, to write a one page report on
"why spitting isn't appropriate".
I told him he better make it three!
Be ready to be educated, cause here is his report...

"Spitting isn't approprite because it can cause desise and give germs. It's just a desise spreader. It can get you fired, kicked out of a movie and it can get on anything and spread. Knowone wants to be spat on cause it's gross and discusting. Don't spit on the ground because somebody could step on it and have to clean their shoe or sock. It can cause mold witch is discusting and its just rude to spit on someone. You could get sent to the princeapals office, expelled, suspended or have to clean the lunch room. Bullies will sometimes spit on you so if they do tell a teacher or parent or any other adult you trust. So don't spit its just plain wrong. When you spit it can cause blindness sometimes. When you talk try not to spit. You can get in trouble if you spit some drugs on someone. You could spit at people and nowone wants drugs or spit on them so don't spit. But if you have to spit do it in the sink then clean the sink and don't spit on your hands then rub them it's just plain gross. Don't spit anywere except the sink and don't drink other peoples spit. Swallow your spit if you have to or if theres no sink around. If you spit on other people they might not like you. Don't spit on anything to clean it. You can spit in the road if you have to. Don't spit on people because it's not polite. If someone is spitting on you or your friends tell them to stop and it's just mean. If your sick don't go to school or if you have to spit and theres no sink around spit in a garbige can and please don't spit on people because it's just mean/rude."